Woe is me!
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Pro Tip 1/3Emotional Impact
Conveys self-pity or mock tragedy. Often used dramatically or humorously rather than genuinely. 
Woe is me! My favorite show has been canceled.
Pro Tip 2/3Archaic Usage
'Woe is me!' is outdated. Modern English speakers might use it for effect, but rarely in serious situations. 
Woe is me! The WiFi is down again.
Pro Tip 3/3Cultural References
Common in classic literature or Bible references. Understanding these can explain its dramatic tone. 
Reading Shakespeare: 'And now, woe is me, I can relate my story.'