Charlamagne tha God

Stans' can not see anything wrong with their favorite artist. They love everything they do. If the artist fart, they're like, 'OMG, that was the best-sounding fart I ever heard in my life. She farted on beat,' whatever. I'm an 'objective fan,' so I can give my opinion about things.

American Entertainer

Albert Brooks

I made my living in comedy, but I'm not a silly person. I've got all these sides to me. Even in my movies that I've written myself, the characters sometimes border on great anger or nutsiness or other kinds of behavior. I'm not just doing fart jokes for two hours.

American Actor

Alex Lifeson

People are getting away from the whole album experience, it's true. I think that's sad. Maybe I'm just saying that because I'm an old fart. But I can't help it - albums are what I grew up with, and I still love them.

Canadian Musician

Dan Schneider

I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I should be able to come up with something funnier than any third-grade boy could think of.

Terry Pratchett

It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.

English Author

Martin Parr

I like to keep in touch with younger photographers. It's important that a younger generation comes up and questions the assumptions made by old farts like me.

British Photographer

Clint Eastwood

I will never win an Oscar, and do you know why? First of all, because I'm not Jewish. Secondly, I make too much money for all those old farts in the Academy.

Paul Rodgers

I honestly have really deep reservations about releasing everything you ever did. Every time somebody farted in the studio, now it's out there.

English Musician

Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

American Writer

Andy Samberg

If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.

American Comedian

Using 'fart' can be considered rude in formal or public settings.

Socially Inappropriate

'Fart' is often used in jokes or humorous situations among friends.

Humor Context

The word 'fart' is sometimes seen as childish, so adults may avoid it.

Childish Expression

'Fart' can be modified to describe its sound or smell in a vivid way.

Descriptive Variants

'Fart' as a noun can imply embarrassment for the person involved.

Embarrassment Factor

Used as an insult, 'fart' suggests a person is uninteresting or tedious.

Light Insult

Combining 'fart' with 'old' refers to someone's outdated or conservative views.

Relationship with Age

 by hanging her rear end out the window for him to kiss. When this appears not to work, her scholar decides to try farting in the same position, but this time, the clerk is waiting with a red-hot poker. This might all sound like a bawdy joke, but it’s part of one of the most esteemed works of English literature ever

Everything you need to...

 multiple times a day, whether consciously or subconsciously, I need to remind myself not to fart publicly. You know, we're desperately trying to avoid being gross all the time, so I think many of us take this kind of voyeuristic delight in learning about gross things. This is certainly true of kids;

Why you should love...

 Sounds like it's farting underwater. What that dolphin is actually doing, though, is echolocation, which is making these series of pulses, and it uses it like a bat uses sonar. Well, a bat uses radar, but when it's underwater it's sonar, so this animal is using sonar to see its world in sound.

How whales breathe,...

 as they ate sugar and suffocated in their own excrement. Because of their limited intelligence, they never came close to guessing that they were making champagne.” In spite of his insistence that we’re all here to fart around, in spite of his deep concerns about the course of human existence,

Why should you read Kurt...

 For most humans, farts are a welcome relief, an embarrassing incident, or an opportunity for a gas-based gag. But for many other creatures, farts are no laughing matter. Deep in the bowels of the animal kingdom, farts can serve as tools of intimidation,

The world’s most...

 I gave a talk on unobtrusive viewing and optical luring of deep sea squid in which I emphasized the importance of using quiet, unobtrusive platforms for exploration. This came out of hundreds of dives I have made, farting around in the dark

How we found the giant...

 later produced a more detailed physiographic map to further support her case at the same time another graduate student Howard Foster was plotting the excess sentence of earthquakes in the same region of the Atlantic fart notice that

How One Brilliant Woman...

 - My mother was a witch. And I know that I said my favorite of her sayings was the one about the bloated monk who feared his vow of silence covered farts, but I didn't have a way with the phrase. I'm afraid that I'll word it wrong.

Surprises Ahead PIPE...

 something kids like to do so much they independently wanted to play with toys so we talked about what kind of toys we were going to look at and what I've learned by having a child of my own is that kids love farts they do I mean

Accessible fart machines...

 I mean, I worry for the person who searched for this. Can sloths fart? Erm, Actually, no, sloths can't fart. Well, they do something I would say is probably more disgusting than farting,