Bonce/bɑːns/ Definition 1 of 1Pro Tip 1/3British Slang Bonce is a British slang term, so it's more common in the UK than other English-speaking countries. I almost dropped that vase right on my bonce! Pro Tip 2/3Informal Usage Use 'bonce' in casual conversations, not in formal or professional settings. You've got a huge sticker stuck on your bonce! Pro Tip 3/3Humorous Tone 'Bonce' often implies a lighthearted, humorous tone when talking about the head. Watch your bonce while going through that low doorway!